then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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