Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
no. you can't hotbox the world.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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