Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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