The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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