I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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