Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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