I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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