I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
dude. I can hear the air.
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