what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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