So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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