Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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