people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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