last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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