: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Jerry, you need to find god
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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