just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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