naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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