Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.