Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.