Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account

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damn...impressive bar tab

(216): View more from Ohio

no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back

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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(323): View more from California

I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?

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(813): View more from Florida

The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.

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(801): View more from Utah

Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.

(314): View more from Missouri

Come down off the roof.

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(515): View more from Iowa

My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ

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