He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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