I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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