I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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