yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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