McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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