The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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