I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just gargled with NyQuil
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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