Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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