it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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