Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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