He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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