if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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