So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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