it's like iHOP with fire
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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