and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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