i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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