Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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