I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We don't watch enough power rangers
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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