I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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