OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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