Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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