Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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