Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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