I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
