It's just like the Real World with babies
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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