Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
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so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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