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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.

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  It was me.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I need a burrito and a hug.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Playing nyquil pong with a cat again

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.

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