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and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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