Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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