Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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