so that wasnt chicken after all
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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