Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
im calling her cock vulture from now on
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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