ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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