the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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