Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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