Me. At least after what I've been through.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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