im having a threesome with these popsicles
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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