What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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