You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I have feelings that need drinking.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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