Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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