I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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