Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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