Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We have started to decorate penises.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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